My gosh, my gosh. I was sitting in my seat as usual waiting for the teacher to come in when...
Dani: Did you hear what happened to Joe Cole?
Me: No, what wasnt he in the papers with Theo Walcott yesterday?
Dani: Yup, Well it was Croatia vs England last night and...
Me: And what?
Dani: Jole Cole got slammed in the head. His head was bleeding and he swaggered a few and dropped unconcious.
Me: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
Dani: A croatian player slammed Joe cole on the head and his head bled and he dropped unconcious
Me: NOOOOOO..................
I felt tears coming to my eyes. (Note: For ya'll that don't know me, I take football very seriously I mean VERY seriously) Joe Cole!!!!!!!!!! Noooooooooo.
Dani: It'll be in the papers for sure
Me: (holding back tears) yeah tommorrows paper!
Dani: We'll check it tommorrow
Me: (hugs schoolbag) Whyyyyyyy.....
Joe Cole
Today:
I walked into the classroom after my duty and Dani and I rushed to the newspaper. Slowly we looked through the Sports section of 'Utusan Borneo' and got the shock of our life....
Dani: What the hell
Me: What kind of newspaper is this? Sak Ati Sak Ati ( damn in bahasa sarawak)
Our class teacher was right in front of us taking attendance while all this was going on.
Attylia: Is he in the papers?
Dani and I: NO!!!!!!!!
Teacher: Joe Cole kah?
Dani and I: Ya!!!!!!!
Teacher: You minat football kah? (You like football?)
Dani and I: Dah lama minat lah cikgu (We've liked it for a long time teacher)
Teacher: Ya kah? Saya ingat perempuan tak suka football ( I thought girls didn't like football)
Then he laughed and made his way out of the classroom.
Me: Nooooo..... I can't believe this!
Dani: It isn't that bad, don't be such a drama queen
Me: (glares) Says the girl who cried when I said John Terry thought about leaving Chelsea!
Dani: ( Whined and there were tears in her eyes) Ok I get it, it's bad.
Theo Walcott
oh ho, it gets worse! Dani texted me to tell me she was watching the re-run. This is what happened during the Croatia vs England match.
1) The ground was so slippery Frank Lampard slipped to the ground when he tried getting up.
2) Everyone was slipping everywhere
3) Rooney played dirty for a while ( although he's in England I don't like him that much)
4) Croatian player knocked down Theo Walcott ( who scored the winning hat-trick) and therefore poor Theo ate dirt.
5) Joe cole got knocked and his head bled. he swaggered a few and dropped to the ground
6) When he was carried on a stretcher to the changing rooms the Croatian crowd a had the nerve to cheer. They CHEERED, what is wrong with them?
7) The announcer said "And there they go. The sad sight of Joe Cole" as they were carrying him off the pitch.
We (England) won 3-0. With only 10 players on the Croatian side and without Joe Cole on the England side. The match was horrible appart from Theo's good goals. He really is the rising star of the England team. Now what's up with Joe Cole? Not only is he an England player he's also a Chelsea player. That means.... He's undispensable! Unless that new manager (Scolari) changed the starting line again. I miss Mourinho and his tactics, Chelsea's glory days were with Mourinho. Now he's gone to Inter Milan. Too bad Kaka is in AC Milan and not Inter.
Wow, look at the time... it's getting late and I've got a busy day tommorrow. It's sad what happened to Joe Cole though. Hope's he gets better soon.
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